Dear people who question why girls go to the...
161neveralone161: beforethebereavement: hyrulian-feminist: toomuchtaylor: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace. Taylor Swift went alone and Ellen Degeneres made her fall to the ground with fear.
I am constantly making the decision between being...
I wonder why people put designs on toilet paper...
beben-eleben: It’s not like they’re going to wipe their ass and be like, “OMG! A FLOWER!”
Hindi porket alam mong mahal ka ng isang tao,...
mostlyfiction: Love isn’t about fucking each other at any opportunity. It also isn’t about how many months or years that you’ve been together. To me, love is about being able to see light inside of the person who knows nothing but darkness.
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
judgem3ntal-fucks: dontcock-block: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream. ha ha ha ^ Kinky
Gusto mo ng boyfriend na may kotse?
beben-eleben: Paligaw ka sa taxi driver.
chikixyuu: don’t do drugs. do me do drugs and me. do drugs with me. and then do me.
Hi! Ako nga pala si ANDY. ANDY ka iiwan kahit...
Hindi naman ako keyboard.
beben-eleben: Pero bakit ang daming may type sa akin?!
idemetriahotvato: demillvato: dilmer sorry not sorry